Political Hamburger

You don’t have to wait until November. Don’t have to follow the party conventions.

Forget the AP poll, forget CNN and Fox News. We know who is going to win the election.

In two separate surveys, BIG Research found that John McCain nudges ahead of Barack Obama among both Walmart shoppers and McDonald’s coffee drinkers. Certainly, there are deeper yet not-so-hidden social-economic factors behind these findings (and we’re not quite sure what inspired the surveys), but clearly we are a nation of Walmart shoppers and MickieD diners, so what more data points do we need?

Now please pass the ketchup.